Sexy Greeting Cards Which Of These Three Short Clean Jokes Is Funny?

Which of these three short clean jokes is funny? - sexy greeting cards

One day a man came home and became his wife, dressed in a very welcomed
Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do what you
want ". And I tied him up and go and play golf.

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A woman came home, called his car in the driveway, and ran to the
the house. He closed the door and shouted at the top of the lung,
"Honey, pack your bags. I have the lottery!"
The man said: "Oh my God, what should I pack, beach, or order
Climbing gear? "" Do not worry, "he said." Go away. "

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a license.
First, naturally had a vision test The optician showed proceed eye
him a card with the letters "CZWIXNOSTAC Z." "Can you read
what is it? "Asked the optician to read.?" The nature of Poland, said: "I know
People. "